Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
To find fulfillment...don't exist with life - embrace it.
-- Jim Beggs
"High finance isn't burglary or obtaining
money by false pretenses, but rather a
judicious selection from the best features
of those fine arts." - Finley Peter Dunne
Creamy Sex on the Beach recipe
-1/2 oz vodka
-1/2 oz Malibu coconut rum
-1/2 oz peach schnapps
-1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
-1 splash grenadine syrup
-1 oz whipped cream
Pour the vodka, Malibu rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice and grenadine
into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Add the whipped cream,
and shake vigorously until frothy. Pour into a small highball glass or
equivalent, and serve.
The timeline below is a quick cut/paste. When I have the time, I'll reformat it to have
thumbnails and stuff.
75 years for videotaping police
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DbxSZ_FB8#!
Serebro Mama Lyuba
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIeIKmWsX0#!
Time Magazin, Dec.5 2011 Vol 178, No 22.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/0,9263,7601111205,00.html
sweet 16 commercial, Mini
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2xymFJCVIw
Only in Russia. Swiming escavator.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcIZ_F6MogM
Osobennosti nacionalnoj ohoti
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmDUxrFJiZc
Compilation of crashes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZbvLY0hFA#!
"Bez sala muchus." Ukrainian bacon song.
Museum of history of toilet
http://www.primetour.ua/en/excursions/museum/Muzey-istorii-tualeta.html
Zanimatelnaya narcologiya.
http://www.mv-forum.com/znogl.htm
Chimpanzee problem solving. Peanuts
http://wimp.com/chimpanzeesolving/
newsgroups.derkeiler.com: The source for newsgroups news
http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/
fake pool. (glass with water on top, with empty spot underneath):
http://youtu.be/c7paSzXEe2Q
Brainworkshop
http://brainworkshop.sourceforge.net/
nice gears
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYcqJ5HdxA4
nice optical illusions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvvcRdwNhGM
3D display using plasma focusing in the air
http://www.physorg.com/news11251.html
Water Jet Pack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-KczCp0OQ4
The Difference between the UK, Great Britain, and England Explained
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10
SOUTHPARK Mac vs. PC vs. Linux.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-22EpQOm8c
how to drink water in space
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW7KEPtNGvA
Good example of a Brain Study:
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PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F U C4N R34D 7H15.
Another one:
I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.
Sirius ad - Romantic dinner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osPwnMABHeM
Beiber pedophile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc3jMoFJrBQ
History of toilet
http://www.primetour.ua/en/excursions/museum/Muzey-istorii-tualeta.html
nice book from MIT
http://mitpress.mit.edu/books/full_pdfs/Street-Fighting_Mathematics.pdf
narcissistic mental retardation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OstpOap9KU
Illegal workers work better
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2011/10/21/after-alabama-immigration-law-few-americans-taking-immigrants-work_n_1023635.html
7/5/2010
Another old video, me dancing Waltz at Paul Pellicoro's Dancesport back in times when it was
at Columbus Circle (New York City). Enjoy!
4/3/2010
Lisa is fighting teeth and claws:
http://kittenwar.com/kittens/187668/
3/23/2010
Well, here is one of the old videos. Enjoy!
It's back from the times when Aleksandr was into dancing, big time. He even set up his own dance-oriented web-project
http://www.dancedimension.com CEF Project is growing. As to the hardware base of the project, we have
Donate Your Old Computer program.
And encourage you to contribute your old computer or its parts
to our fleet.
CEF is about to launch
2009 CEF Design Contest.
And here is the link to even more fascinating initiative,
CEF Robotic Combat Competition. The rules are shaping up and the interested people are
learning the how-to stuff. Your suggestions are welcome.
Dear Family & Friends, Thanks for coming to our wedding.
The first wedding pictures are posted. If you have nice ones too, or have nice video footage,
please, share it with us. Happy New Year - Sarah & Aleksandr
This site is owned and supported by Aleksandr Panchul. The web server is used for information exchange,
more precisely, to make life easier for Alex himself, his relatives and friends.
A lot of the pages are under construction.
Bachelor Gun Party was such a success, that we are planning another
shooting outing. Valentine's Day Massacre is set to take place on Feb.15th around 1:30pm south of San Antonio.
Here is a motivational link to a Gun Show in San Antonio:
http://saxetshows.com/_schedule.htm
(San Antonio is at the bottom of the page, at Alzafar Shrine Temple)
The address is 901 West Loop 1604, San Antonio, Texas 78253.
It's just east of Blanco on the outside (northside, westbound access road) of Loop 1604.
Feb 14-15, Sat.9-6, Sun 9-5.
Alexander and Sarah Panchul at their Honeymoon
Congratulations to Peter and Tim on the release of Rasin Kane CD "Big time Life". See the playlist
at
Music chapter
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.'
2 days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago
there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother & said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the
human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and
your father told you about his.'
Alex: This joke is kinda what's going on right now. Sarah's framily is Catholic and mine is
Paranoid Agnostic (that is, nobody believes in God, but sure that there is somebody out there
who is constantly screwing everything up). I will start uploading some family pictures and
maybe some history.
Photoalbums - If you know
where to click, you'd see some nice pictures there. But it is still work in progress.
Coins - we all have those, we hold on to the shiny
change. So, here we go, a nice collection of questionable value.
Roman Numerals:
M-1000 D-500 C-100 L-50 X-10 V-5 I-1
Stages of understanding:
1 unconscious incompetence
2 conscious incompetence
3 conscious competence
4 unconscious competence
or
non-driver = unconscious incompetence
beginner = conscious incompetence
just passed driving test = conscious competence
accident free drunk driver = unconscious competence Phonetic Codes
Naval Oceanographic Office, U.S. Dept. of Defense
A Alpha
B Bravo
C Charlie
D Delta
E Echo
F Foxtrot
G Golf
H Hotel
I India
J Juliett
K Kilo
L Lima
M Mike
N November
O Oscar
P Papa
Q Quebec
R Romeo
S Sierra
T Tango
U Uniform
V Victor
W Whiskey
X X-ray
Y Yankee
Z Zulu
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